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Seriously, what could you possibly need from us? 

I mean, there’s some other stuff on here, and you can read it.  You can ask us to talk about something in particular, but we might not do it.  Or you can ask us not to talk about certain things, but we probably won’t listen.  Unless you have a really good reason.  Or you’re a terrorist. We absolutely negotiate with terrorists.  Not as a matter of principle, mind you; in principle we have a strict no terrorism policy, we’re just not in a position to oppose terrorism physically, financially, or in any material way.  But verbally, or in writing: NO TERRORISM.  Unless you are a terrorist and you have a problem with that.