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• August 20, 2013

  Wholesale Morbidity

  Q: Why is Costco Wholesale selling caskets? As a service to our members. Q: That’s not really an answer to my question. Would you like to buy a casket from Costco or not? Q: Not at this moment. Then fuck off, ok?  People are trying to grieve here. Q: OK, sorry.  I’m just confused about…
• August 6, 2013

  Survivor Explains Your Shitty Boss and the Whole Shitty World

  I usually go for sci-fi fantasy stuff, but there is one reality show that’s always managed to hold my interest: Survivor. The other night, I was trying to explain to some non-Survivor watching friends why exactly I love the show.  I love the strategy, that’s true.  And I love watching ordinary Americans deal with extreme…