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Moving to a Bigger Place. Because of a Baby.
A wise man once said, “Good things come in small packages,” and that’s true sometimes, like if you have a small package with a diamond in it or one with a car that got hit by a shrinking ray. But when it comes to babies, you cannot keep yours in a tupperware box in a…
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When to Announce Your Baby
So you’re having a baby or whatever. Good for you. You know what, everyone alive was a baby, so please don’t think that your baby is special, because if that’s true then so is everyone else on the planet, and that’s just ridiculous. You think all those reality show people are special? No. They are…
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What’s Up with Babymoons?
Why do they call it a baby moon? The baby’s not doing anything. The parents are paying, the parents are traveling, they should call it a parentmoon! RIP Jerry Seinfeld.
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How to Name a Baby
You’re probably thinking, “Listen, I’m going to name my kid whatever I want, because a name is just a word that means something.” Great insight, idiot. You need this how to guide more than anyone.
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Working from Home, a User’s Guide
So you’ve finally gotten out from under The Man’s Thumb™. Good for you! The Man has his Thumb over most people, holding them down, pinning them into a notebook, and putting them on the shelf to gather dust and be thrown away after failing to be sold in The Man’s Estate Sale™. But not you!…
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How to Finally Stop Being So Lazy
So you’ve just finished eating Thai food that you ordered because GrubHub is easier than warming up chicken when you notice that you’re surrounded by piles of unfinished projects. Literal piles, because one of your projects is to take out the trash and another is to remove the piles from your house. So there you…
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5 Ways to Stay Productive While You’re Lying in the Street Waiting for the Paramedics
You’ve worked hard to establish your reputation. People rely on you. You’re efficient, professional, and thorough. But there are little moments in your day where your efficiency drops. In the shower, out for dinner with loved ones, at a baseball game. Your smartphone has already made it easy for you turn turn these slow, private…
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National Geographic, Now a Newscorp Company, Offers Controversial Opinions Without Balance
Yet another quality news source reduced to shrill opinions. For shame.
Serious Life Advice from a Serious Person
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Serious Life Advice from a Serious Person 